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- Fumbles
- Granger
- Posts: 123
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- Location: New York (came from lviv, Ukraine)
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal
grannibal=cannibal (granger+cannibal= grannibal)
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal
grannibal=cannibal (granger+cannibal= grannibal)
Daring admin of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Fumbles owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Fumbles owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat
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There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals
OFFTOP: How do we call cannibal eating other cannibals? xD
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals
OFFTOP: How do we call cannibal eating other cannibals? xD
OFFTOP: Cannicannibals.
My Youtube Channel:
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)
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There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full
I Maul Ya
McDretch
McRauder
*PPNL MAULED **
*PPNL ZaPP ZaPP
Sky Mauler
O_o
McDretch
McRauder
*PPNL MAULED **
*PPNL ZaPP ZaPP
Sky Mauler
O_o
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes
- Wavesynck
- Basilisk
- Posts: 334
- Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:40 pm
- Location: Kiev, Ukraine (former USSR, ye know)
sindarus wrote:alien don't have sex
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Though, tbh, you are not right. There are common worms who are germaphrodites, though they need another partner to reproduce as their reproductive organs are too far apart to provoke self-impregnation. So, some of the germaphrodite worms need another partner, even though it is really impossible to determine one's gender.
Also, it != germaphrodite. Grangers are, possibly, transvestites.
But to examine grangers closer and excerpt more info, I need to perform an autopsy. Granger model, anyone?
Also, note that worms are from planet Earth. Aliens are not.
Expect the Unexpected!
Rotacak wrote:go buy brain, then post something
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain.
in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain.
I Maul Ya
McDretch
McRauder
*PPNL MAULED **
*PPNL ZaPP ZaPP
Sky Mauler
O_o
McDretch
McRauder
*PPNL MAULED **
*PPNL ZaPP ZaPP
Sky Mauler
O_o
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The End.
There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger
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My Youtube Channel:
Please help my ass and click on link, im a poor bitch...(+ ill make some trem videos too
)
http://adf.ly/2qaKp
Please help my ass and click on link, im a poor bitch...(+ ill make some trem videos too
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- Nod_Nod_Nod
- Tyrant
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There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller,
The nodding of the head once to symbolize a greeting, cuz we white folk to damn lazy to open our mouths and speak up. Nods are also easier to shake off than a flase "hello".
"Person nods at you", or your direction, "you nod back"
"Person nods at you", or your direction, "you nod back"