Make a trem story

Post anything else

Moderator: Nod_Nod_Nod

Message
Author
User avatar
Quarko
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 1227
Joined: Fri May 22, 2009 9:03 pm
Location: Kaunas, Lithuania

#61 Post by Quarko » Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:00 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch

User avatar
Nomad
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 308
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:23 pm
Location: Czech Republic, Country of McDretches
Contact:

#62 Post by Nomad » Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:20 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human
Member of "Blacklisted by Soulless" club... :(

User avatar
Quarko
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 1227
Joined: Fri May 22, 2009 9:03 pm
Location: Kaunas, Lithuania

#63 Post by Quarko » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:10 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it

User avatar
Nomad
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 308
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:23 pm
Location: Czech Republic, Country of McDretches
Contact:

#64 Post by Nomad » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:01 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured
Member of "Blacklisted by Soulless" club... :(

User avatar
Quarko
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 1227
Joined: Fri May 22, 2009 9:03 pm
Location: Kaunas, Lithuania

#65 Post by Quarko » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:29 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss

User avatar
Nomad
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 308
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:23 pm
Location: Czech Republic, Country of McDretches
Contact:

#66 Post by Nomad » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:30 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist
Member of "Blacklisted by Soulless" club... :(

User avatar
Quarko
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 1227
Joined: Fri May 22, 2009 9:03 pm
Location: Kaunas, Lithuania

#67 Post by Quarko » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:31 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought

User avatar
Fumbles
Granger
Granger
Posts: 123
Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:19 pm
Location: New York (came from lviv, Ukraine)

#68 Post by Fumbles » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:09 pm

OFFTOP: if this continues we can publish a novel.
Daring admin of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Fumbles owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.

User avatar
Lanac
Tyrant
Tyrant
Posts: 865
Joined: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:18 pm
Location: Idk...

#69 Post by Lanac » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:06 pm

OFFTOP: LOL.
My Youtube Channel:
Please help my ass and click on link, im a poor bitch...(+ ill make some trem videos too :D)
http://adf.ly/2qaKp

User avatar
PPNL
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 625
Joined: Sun May 02, 2010 10:38 am
Location: The Netherlands

#70 Post by PPNL » Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:45 pm

OFFTOP: soon we need 10 posts to complete it D:
I Maul Ya
McDretch
McRauder
*PPNL MAULED **
*PPNL ZaPP ZaPP
Sky Mauler
O_o

User avatar
Nomad
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 308
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:23 pm
Location: Czech Republic, Country of McDretches
Contact:

#71 Post by Nomad » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:08 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some
Member of "Blacklisted by Soulless" club... :(

User avatar
Fumbles
Granger
Granger
Posts: 123
Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:19 pm
Location: New York (came from lviv, Ukraine)

#72 Post by Fumbles » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:37 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to
Daring admin of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Fumbles owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.

canki
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 118
Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:16 am

#73 Post by canki » Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:08 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat

User avatar
Nomad
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 308
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:23 pm
Location: Czech Republic, Country of McDretches
Contact:

#74 Post by Nomad » Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:39 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then
Member of "Blacklisted by Soulless" club... :(

User avatar
PPNL
Server supporter
Server supporter
Posts: 625
Joined: Sun May 02, 2010 10:38 am
Location: The Netherlands

#75 Post by PPNL » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:49 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat
I Maul Ya
McDretch
McRauder
*PPNL MAULED **
*PPNL ZaPP ZaPP
Sky Mauler
O_o

Post Reply