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Nomad · #76 Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:55 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers

PPNL · #77 Post by **PPNL** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:25 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers.

Quarko · #78 Post by **Quarko** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:16 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find

canki · #79 Post by **canki** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:38 am

here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie

Nomad · #80 Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:37 am

here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger

canki · #81 Post by **canki** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:46 am

here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. But there were onlz rants and 1 very pretty Mrs rantie

Nomad · #82 Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:38 pm

Canki: Are you a retard, or don't you know what does "Each poster adds exactly 4 words to a story" mean?

Quarko · #83 Post by **Quarko** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:40 pm

OFFTOP:
Let's see... Canki's posts in this thread:
1) 5 words
2) 5 words
3) 8 words
4) 2 words
5) 1 word
6) 1 word
7) 10 words

(5 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 10) / 7 = 4.57142857 - close enough

canki · #84 Post by **canki** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:34 pm

OFFTOP:

Nod_Nod_Nod · #85 Post by **Nod_Nod_Nod** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:21 am

OFFTOP:
How's goin'?

Wavesynck · #86 Post by **Wavesynck** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:38 am

OFFTOP:
hurr durr derp I'm a deep deep penguin

PPNL · #87 Post by **PPNL** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:03 am

here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie

offtop: saved u :O

canki · #88 Post by **canki** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:10 pm

PPNL wrote:here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie

offtop: saved u :O

OOFTOP: Lies, you didn't write, what i worte.

PPNL · #89 Post by **PPNL** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:00 am

canki wrote:
PPNL wrote:here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie

offtop: saved u :O
OOFTOP: Lies, you didn't write, what i worte.

NO YOU!!!

GregorTheEPIC · #90 Post by **GregorTheEPIC** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:14 pm

here once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie was looking up-side-down.