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#91 Post by Sgt. Silverburn » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:07 am

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie was looking up-side-down. She was eating bricks
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#92 Post by GregorTheEPIC » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:08 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie was looking up-side-down. She was eating bricks, bricks made of solid
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#93 Post by PPNL » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:41 pm

There once was a white granger on an airplane drinking coffee. Suddenly he jumped off the plane and onto a human named John. Then human started to kill him, but granger bit off his balls and went to build some pretty big party, full of female grangers. At party he saw very pretty mrs granger, but she evolved into basilisk, and gassed him at ass. He felt heartbroken but he remembered grangers are germaphrodites so he went looking for a female dragoon with big ..... TEETH! Granger had tooth fetish, but the goon had a bad breath, so granger looked for Rant-whore who can maul the bad goon, which had the bag of big carrots. Granger was thinking about to give his last flower to that tyrant, she was very happy - the flower was tasty but someone laced it. The white granger saw human and fell into berserk mode. Scared human pulled out MD and pwned poor granger. Though, his soul remained in Human's MD, he was revived by a tasty grilled McDretch. Granger became a grannibal and started to eat brains of other grannibals. The grannibal was full of eyes staring at his killer and eat his brain. After getting another evo he died. The Endurance of the granger got HOLY SHIT smaller - he respawned as dretch and went to human planet to conquer it, but he was captured by a nearby protoss, which didn't even exist.
"Am I insane?" - thought. The granger took some steroids and began to eat vegetarian food only, then he thought lets eat some cool green flowers that looks like grangers. He did not find dretchie, because he wanted granger. There were rants and very pretty Mrs rantie was looking up-side-down. She was eating bricks, bricks made of solid asses of a dragoon
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