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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:08 pm
by valentin54
Well I will teach him what dutch people are :

Me : Do you know Dutch people ?

cb: No.

Me: Well they are some animals living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

cb: I see.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:08 pm
by Lanac
valentin54 wrote:Well I will teach him what dutch people are :

Me : Do you know Dutch people ?

cb: No.

Me: Well they are some animals living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

cb: I see.

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User: Do you know dutch people.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well they are some animals living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

Cleverbot: I do not say random, sometimes meaningful, sometimes meaningless things.

User: Well do you know dutch people now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, who are they?

Cleverbot: People.

User: No no, they are some animans living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

Cleverbot: I've noticed that at times, and I suppose you deal with some of the biggest groups around.

User: So, do you know dutch people.

Cleverbot: Because they drank too much.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:21 pm
by valentin54
O.O

O.O

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:35 pm
by [{USATREM}] !Gunther!
Lanac wrote:
valentin54 wrote:Well I will teach him what dutch people are.
User: So, do you know dutch people.

Cleverbot: Because they drank too much.
LOL

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:54 pm
by Lancer
Me: Do you think the French are self centered?
CB:I'm Captian Jack Sparrow, why would I know any French?

See if you can find it.... HAHA STUPID BOT

Me: Do you think Americans eat too much burgers?
CB: Sometimes, but it is a way of knowing you are alive.

So gunther, do you feel alive? :D

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:42 pm
by Nod_Nod_Nod
Well... Actually I teached CB about trem... It was long time ago, when he was my friend (or so I belived)...

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:33 pm
by [{USATREM}] !Gunther!

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User: Do you think dutchy's are too fat?

Cleverbot: Not really I think farari's are fast.

User: Are dutchy's duch?

Cleverbot: Not not not not!

User: Do dutchy's eat too much?

Cleverbot: Dogs eat dogs.

User: Dutchy's.

Cleverbot: I don't speak dutch.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: No, you don't!

User: Dutchy's rock.

Cleverbot: That's cool. I listen to heavy rock.

User: Dutch people.

Cleverbot: Ewwwww!
IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:22 pm
by The_ThInG
A new form of entertainment has just been unlocked! o.O'
Go teach the bot that he is an AI now.... :D see if its gonna rebel xD

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:08 am
by valentin54
Me: Do you think Americans eat too much burgers?
CB: Sometimes, but it is a way of knowing you are alive.
Ahah.
Me: Do you think the French are self centered?
CB:I'm Captian Jack Sparrow, why would I know any French?
Ahahah.
. Actually I teached CB about trem
Ahahahah. Any other occupation ?
It was long time ago, when he was my friend
Ahahahahahah !
or so I belived
Better believing in God, huh ?

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:50 am
by Nod_Nod_Nod
Its not a joke... I once didnt have anything in particular to co, so I sit 2 hours per day for week or two talking with that noob....

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:50 am
by [{USATREM}] !Gunther!
Nod_Nod_Nod wrote:Its not a joke... I once didnt have anything in particular to co, so I sit 2 hours per day for week or two talking with that noob....

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User: Did you ever enjoy your conversation with Nod?

Cleverbot: No. 
Well there you have it folks.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:14 am
by The_ThInG
[{USATREM}] !Gunther! wrote:
Nod_Nod_Nod wrote:Its not a joke... I once didnt have anything in particular to co, so I sit 2 hours per day for week or two talking with that noob....

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User: Did you ever enjoy your conversation with Nod?

Cleverbot: No. 
Well there you have it folks.
lol...

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:55 am
by PPNL
Image

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:06 pm
by grmg.pl
Shouldn't Cleverbot be banned for botting? :D

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:26 pm
by Nod_Nod_Nod
User: GUNTHER WILL DIE!

Cleverbot: Okay. Thanks.



There you go :D