Lulz.
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:14 am
So I'm at rock-party club called Graffiti. Lil bit drunk, 3 beers before in some bikers club. I'm chatting with some random ppl, go out for a cig. While I'm going out i manhandle ppl out of my way, but with the addition of some form of politness. A girl that I just pushed out of my way shouts to me "hey, what are you doing". Then she immediately adds "your hands are cold, what are you doing?". Me being me and not really sober replies "Are you saying we just broke up?". I ignore her afterwards, whatever, shes not even in my type when i'm semi-drunk, so that goes to "i dont care category". Some time later she bumps into me at dancefloor. I turn around and she shouts to me:
- i dont like you
- do you have any friends in here?
- no they are smo...
I grab her hand with one hand, turn her around, grab her face with the other hand and literally force her to makeout. She fucking loves it. I push her away shouting "i dont like you either". Hahahah. I love this shit.![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
A buddy of mine grabs me, come we do the shots. I irritate some more ppl by pushing them out of my way. Whatever. I go to loo. When i get out i her "yeah thats him" and some random dude lands before my face shouting:
- what the fuck are you doing?
- what?
- you fucking prick, you're hitting on my girlfriend?
- is she preety?
Than I fucking see her again, really pissed off. Now check this out, for thats why I love women
. She says to her wannabe-boyfriend:
"I was smoking and he tried to grab me but i ran away"
And that is almost a direct quote
. I ignore the dude, go do the shots. Never seen them afterwards.
- i dont like you
- do you have any friends in here?
- no they are smo...
I grab her hand with one hand, turn her around, grab her face with the other hand and literally force her to makeout. She fucking loves it. I push her away shouting "i dont like you either". Hahahah. I love this shit.
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
A buddy of mine grabs me, come we do the shots. I irritate some more ppl by pushing them out of my way. Whatever. I go to loo. When i get out i her "yeah thats him" and some random dude lands before my face shouting:
- what the fuck are you doing?
- what?
- you fucking prick, you're hitting on my girlfriend?
- is she preety?
Than I fucking see her again, really pissed off. Now check this out, for thats why I love women
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
"I was smoking and he tried to grab me but i ran away"
And that is almost a direct quote
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)