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Quarko · #1 Post by **Quarko** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:24 pm

As much as the tradition requires, I greet every alien and human visiting this forum. Hopefully most of you have already seen/killed/hated me in the game, so not much of a presentation is required. And by the way, my real name is Max.

For starters, I have to caution you about my speech. Having a job tightly interwined with english language, it is crucial for me to be able to express myself in most diplomatic manner possible. And actually it is much easier for me to write in this style than to use simplistic messages commonly encountered in various forums. Also this style protects the message from being read by common morons (they usually have limited memory buffers, failing to read even to this sentence).

If someone is wondering, I'm a Lithuanian citizen born in Ukraine with parents from Russia. To sum it all up, I can speak Ukrainian, Russian, Lithuanian, English and understand most Slavonian languages.

So I guess this is all for the greeting. Actually I'm really in the writing mood now, but this is slowly becoming an essay on my biography, so I really have to force myself to stop writing

#2 Post by **Rotacak** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:25 pm

You mean "u r nab. No u."?

I hate that style and even it is shorter, then it make more time to read it for me.

CrackD0wn · #3 Post by **CrackD0wn** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:36 pm

I can speak Portuguese, Spanish, English, Hindi and some Sanskrit

Redman · #4 Post by **Redman** » Sat May 23, 2009 2:55 pm

greet every alien and human visiting this forum.

So you don't greet poor spectating spectators? Die!

I'm a Lithuanian citizen born in Ukraine with parents from Russia.

WTF?

Also this style protects the message from being read by common morons

What about non-morons, which don't speak english well?

P.S.

Rotacak, why

user wrote:

doesn't work?

Quarko · #5 Post by **Quarko** » Sat May 23, 2009 6:12 pm

Redman wrote:So you don't greet poor spectating spectators? Die!

Spectators are evil. Sometimes you run and feel like someone's watching you. Then the feeling suddenly doubles. And 2 spectators just watch you and hidiously laugh of your game. They are undoubtadly evil!

Redman wrote:WTF?

WTF 'WTF'?

Redman wrote:What about non-morons, which don't speak english well?

Well, every feature has bugs

Redman wrote:Rotacak, why
user wrote: doesn't work?
Are you sure you succesfully read my message to 'from being read by common morons' part?

#6 Post by **Rotacak** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:22 pm

Redman wrote:Rotacak, why
user wrote:
doesn't work?

It works ok, but you need to type "user" not user.