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me? first just call everyone i hated say i'm sorry and le them yell at me for hours. then say good bye to everyone.

then ask someone to prop me up and to launch trem for the very last time...

man i need a life...

i would play tremulous all the hours, and maybe some sleep

why, loldretch, why?
i would:
- take my axe and kill my enemies
- rape some pretty woman
- take harley and ride at maximal speed
- drink big bottle of vhiskey
- listen lots of DRETCH METALL

Redemption, u want commit suicide?

If you had 24 hours left to live what would you do?

That question is fucking BRILlIANT Red!


Use it whenever You have a decision to make ie:

Should i go? There or there? What would be Your decision if You absolutely knew You'll die next morning?


This for me is one of the most amazingly clearing ideas i use in RL.

pmd wrote: - take my axe and kill my enemies

Don't. If You have enemies - it means You're doing something really good and they are jealous. Especially pay attention to people who actively try to sabotage You - whatever You do atm keep doing it, You're going in good direction

rape some pretty woman

If You could ask out ANY girl You like, who would that be? Now imagine she says no. Would You take no for an answer, knowing that You gonna die in a few hours? Would there be even a hint of a doubt that she's not gonna go out with You, knowing You're gonna die in a few hours?

take harley and ride at maximal speed

Why can't You go now?

drink big bottle of vhiskey

Prefferebly without stupid ideas like coke

it means You're doing something really good and they are jealous

im kidding, but i want some revenge no blood and meat, i just want shit into some souls like they shit in to my.

Well, first of all, I'd get some profits really fast:
1) Go to medical center, get a paper that you are totally healthy.
2) Go to bank. Loan all money you can.
3) Go to all possible insurance companies with the paper and the money and get a short-term maximal-revenue insurances on your life.
4) Write a testament to give all your money to your family.

Now that the family is provided with money, and 12 out of 24 hours are gone, I'd start with doing some extreme sports (paragliding for example) and end the day by tasting all possible narcotic drugs

tasting all possible narcotic drugs Very Happy

Aha! I forgot the LSD!
- take LSD or hallucinogenic mushrooms

pmd wrote:

tasting all possible narcotic drugs Very Happy

Aha! I forgot the LSD!
- take LSD or hallucinogenic mushrooms

Why limit yourself with LSD? You will die soon enough anyway

Quarko wrote:

pmd wrote:

tasting all possible narcotic drugs Very Happy

Aha! I forgot the LSD!
- take LSD or hallucinogenic mushrooms

Why limit yourself with LSD? You will die soon enough anyway

Drugs= You have 1hour left and You choose to watch TV over talking to Your friends.

You're already halucinating btw.

eat the mushrooms and watch the carpet on the wall!

pmd wrote:eat the mushrooms and watch the carpet on the wall!

This is fun.

Is doing drugs, raping and killing the BEST you can do? This is sooooo mundane and boring.

Seriously, the New York Times headline:

"He did drugs before he died" is fucking pathetic.


"He commandeered the Space Shuttle before he died." IS a fucking HEADLINE.


Come on ppl, if You wanna use imagination, why not really let go.

Redemption, u want commit suicide?

well this question has been with me since i became solipsistic and rly i don't know. i have a combat knife under my pillow and every now and then i put it to my throught and see if i can kill myself.
as you can see. i fail every time.

That question is fucking BRILlIANT Red!
(notes that this is the first time grmg has praised me.)

well duh?

This is fun.

"well duh?"

as you can see. i fail every time.

You should start from smaller things first. For example cut off your toe. Then some finger. Then maybe an ear. Then you can take something bigger, like a dick or whole hand. Well, you got the idea.

*Disclaimer: Things seen on this forum are written by professional trolls and should not be tried at home*

*Disclaimer2: Previous disclamer was intended for people that have combat knives under their pillows*

Redemption wrote:well this question has been with me since i became solipsistic and rly i don't know.

1. Why do You need an logical ideology?
2. Why did You choose solipsism?
3. Do You follow/agree to every rule solipsism has?
4. Does the word "since" mean You knew the answer before?

You should start from smaller things first. For example cut off your toe. Then some finger. Then maybe an ear. Then you can take something bigger, like a dick or whole hand. Well, you got the idea.

And make this a useful event btw. Blackmail the players on RCZ: "I'll cut my fingers one by one if You don't stop camping. "