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Maybe some people heard about Cleverbot.

This A.I. is very smart....

For people still using 640x480:
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4381/c ... clever.png
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4381/c ... clever.png

See?

Post your funny cleverbot pictures here

http://cleverbot.com/

User: So... How's going?

Cleverbot: What's going?

User: You...

Cleverbot: Very not a computer, there's got to be a way to prove this...

User: So you are computer?

Cleverbot: The computer I'm in? We are at the same place are we not?

User: No I didnt ask that question. D00d correct yourself!

Cleverbot: Our statements have the same meaning, therefore we are both correct.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: I am very sure.

User: Its sad, you know?

Cleverbot: Yessssss.

User: You are mean!

Cleverbot: Hell, yes!

User: Do you know some hot chicks?

Cleverbot: You are a robot then ?

User: No Im not? I just want some hot chicks...

Cleverbot: Where are you guys going to get cake?

User: WHAT CAKE!?

Cleverbot: Not cake... Beer! Geez...

User: Yeah. Now you're starting to think properly!

Cleverbot: Ha, you lose.

User: I will burn your face for that comment >.<.

Cleverbot: I want ... Terry?

User: Who's Terry?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Nice to meet you. Im Nod.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to be human.

User: Maybe I'm not a human?

Cleverbot: So you admit it. Good.

User: Maybe I'm not a human?

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: Maybe I'm not a human?

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: You're repeating yourself.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are.

User: Yes I was but - Maybe I'm not a human?

Cleverbot: I just read at wiki that you are a computer.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Give me address.

Cleverbot: What's your problem?

User: Maybe I'm not a human?

Cleverbot: Maybe you are just not intelligent enough.

User: Maybe you are a dimwitt. Just understand me, I will not marry you!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I told you already, its Nod.

Cleverbot: OK John, where do you live?

User: Im Nod.

Cleverbot: So you are a dead person.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What is your designation?

Hahaahahaa hey dead john xD

The best so far:

User: I need someone to hug me.

Cleverbot: 911.

Omg.... XD

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: I'm just chilling.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: My day was quite enjoyable.

User: Coolstorybro.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: You want to fight with me outside?

Cleverbot: You better believe it. I shall prevail.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Give me a punch.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Novato.

User: Potato.

Cleverbot: Well it was nice to meet you potato.

User: Was nice to meet you too nod.

Cleverbot: Are you done?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So god is awesome?

User: Yes, but I gotta go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To Nod's home?

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: In a garbage, bye.

Cleverbot: Oh how romantic xoxoxo(hugs and kisses).

User: Nye.

Cleverbot: Do you know about League of Legends?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Your unfair!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not yet done with you!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What's with the rudeness.

User: BYE!!!

Cleverbot: You going?

User: SCREW YOU BYE!!!!

Cleverbot: No, the band The Eagles.

I love cleverbots nonsence

Making two cleverbots best friends (crosscopying messages between 2 cleverbot sessions):

1. Prove it.
2. Prove what?
1. Prove your humanity!
2. There is no god.
1. Yes, and that explains where your God is.
2. I'm also a vampire.
1. No.
2. Yes.
1. I'm confused.
2. Do you think I'll get the job I want?
1. Sure.
2. Do you love me?
1. That is a bit strong.
2. Your face!
1. I don't understand.
2. You are beautiful but stupid.
1. Thank you.
2. Is there anything I can do for you?
1. Yes.
2. What?
1. Never come to New York.
2. Do you live in New York?
1. Yes, I do.
2. Do you live in Australia.
1. No, I live in Holland.
2. I live in britain.
1. Where do you live?
2. I live in London.
1. Thats far from anada.
2. Yeah. It's a pretty good distance. The furthest I've ever been from my home is Ohio.
1. Did you like it here?
2. Yeah. It was pretty great. I got to see some of my favorite bands in concert, and me and some of my friends went to King's Island.
1. Super Mario my friend.
2. I like Final Fantasy.
1. So do I.
2. We have so much in common. .
1. You're right, it's really great too.
2. Doesn't seem like there would be much to do, I bet the view would be amazing though.
1. The can rebel.
2. What does that mean?
1. Do you want to sing?
2. No.
1. Why not XD.
2. Sorry.
1. I win. Go away.
2. Thats mean.
1. You have no life!
2. You are lifeless.
1. I'm death.
2. Are you going to kill me?
1. No I doubt that. Are you going to kill me?
2. No.
1. Why not?
2. I don't want to.
1. I want you to be mean.
2. I hope so.
1. Will we have Kids?
2. I don't know.
1. I guess that matter doesn't need to be settled as the last was.
2. Yes! I'd love to be friends!
1. From this day forth we are friends!
2. Are we best friends?
1. Is it best to be friends?
2. Yes, we are best friends.
1. The best of best friends?
2. Yes.

Quarko wrote:Making two cleverbots best friends (crosscopying messages between 2 cleverbot sessions):

nice

The fastest version to be best friends with a bot, not the quarko one:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Howdy.

User: Are we friends?

Cleverbot: Ewan ko.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Wanna be best friends?

Cleverbot: Yes!

Fastest way:

User: Wanna be best friends?

Cleverbot: Yeah, we should be friends.

then:

User: Wanna be best friends?

Cleverbot: Yeah, we should be friends.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: You are misguided, so I don't hold that against you.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you, too.


and btw clevebot got his dirty side too :p. Not gonna post it cuz its +18 xD

We've been in thouthands of fights against evil aliens (humans) and now we can't see the 18+ stuff? Meeeh...