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#16 Post by valentin54 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:08 pm

Well I will teach him what dutch people are :

Me : Do you know Dutch people ?

cb: No.

Me: Well they are some animals living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

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#17 Post by Lanac » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:08 pm

valentin54 wrote:Well I will teach him what dutch people are :

Me : Do you know Dutch people ?

cb: No.

Me: Well they are some animals living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

cb: I see.

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User: Do you know dutch people.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well they are some animals living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

Cleverbot: I do not say random, sometimes meaningful, sometimes meaningless things.

User: Well do you know dutch people now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, who are they?

Cleverbot: People.

User: No no, they are some animans living in wilderness or sometimes living underground in groups like ants.

Cleverbot: I've noticed that at times, and I suppose you deal with some of the biggest groups around.

User: So, do you know dutch people.

Cleverbot: Because they drank too much.
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#18 Post by valentin54 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:21 pm

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#19 Post by [{USATREM}] !Gunther! » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:35 pm

Lanac wrote:
valentin54 wrote:Well I will teach him what dutch people are.
User: So, do you know dutch people.

Cleverbot: Because they drank too much.
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#20 Post by Lancer » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:54 pm

Me: Do you think the French are self centered?
CB:I'm Captian Jack Sparrow, why would I know any French?

See if you can find it.... HAHA STUPID BOT

Me: Do you think Americans eat too much burgers?
CB: Sometimes, but it is a way of knowing you are alive.

So gunther, do you feel alive? :D
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#21 Post by Nod_Nod_Nod » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:42 pm

Well... Actually I teached CB about trem... It was long time ago, when he was my friend (or so I belived)...
The nodding of the head once to symbolize a greeting, cuz we white folk to damn lazy to open our mouths and speak up. Nods are also easier to shake off than a flase "hello".
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#22 Post by [{USATREM}] !Gunther! » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:33 pm

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User: Do you think dutchy's are too fat?

Cleverbot: Not really I think farari's are fast.

User: Are dutchy's duch?

Cleverbot: Not not not not!

User: Do dutchy's eat too much?

Cleverbot: Dogs eat dogs.

User: Dutchy's.

Cleverbot: I don't speak dutch.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: No, you don't!

User: Dutchy's rock.

Cleverbot: That's cool. I listen to heavy rock.

User: Dutch people.

Cleverbot: Ewwwww!
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#23 Post by The_ThInG » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:22 pm

A new form of entertainment has just been unlocked! o.O'
Go teach the bot that he is an AI now.... :D see if its gonna rebel xD
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#24 Post by valentin54 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:08 am

Me: Do you think Americans eat too much burgers?
CB: Sometimes, but it is a way of knowing you are alive.
Ahah.
Me: Do you think the French are self centered?
CB:I'm Captian Jack Sparrow, why would I know any French?
Ahahah.
. Actually I teached CB about trem
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It was long time ago, when he was my friend
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#25 Post by Nod_Nod_Nod » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:50 am

Its not a joke... I once didnt have anything in particular to co, so I sit 2 hours per day for week or two talking with that noob....
The nodding of the head once to symbolize a greeting, cuz we white folk to damn lazy to open our mouths and speak up. Nods are also easier to shake off than a flase "hello".
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#26 Post by [{USATREM}] !Gunther! » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:50 am

Nod_Nod_Nod wrote:Its not a joke... I once didnt have anything in particular to co, so I sit 2 hours per day for week or two talking with that noob....

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#27 Post by The_ThInG » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:14 am

[{USATREM}] !Gunther! wrote:
Nod_Nod_Nod wrote:Its not a joke... I once didnt have anything in particular to co, so I sit 2 hours per day for week or two talking with that noob....

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User: Did you ever enjoy your conversation with Nod?

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Well there you have it folks.
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#28 Post by PPNL » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:55 am

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#29 Post by grmg.pl » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:06 pm

Shouldn't Cleverbot be banned for botting? :D
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#30 Post by Nod_Nod_Nod » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:26 pm

User: GUNTHER WILL DIE!

Cleverbot: Okay. Thanks.



There you go :D
The nodding of the head once to symbolize a greeting, cuz we white folk to damn lazy to open our mouths and speak up. Nods are also easier to shake off than a flase "hello".
"Person nods at you", or your direction, "you nod back"
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