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Raptor · #1 Post by **Raptor** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:00 pm

during the time i've been here i've seen bad jokes(those ones where u want to suicied.
well heres the place to post'em!
please bring all ur groan jokes
and well see by voting which is the best joke and which is the worst
the only rule is PLEASE don't put much jokes about things that we know we shouldn't think about

(if u know what i mean

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TheMuffinMann · #2 Post by **TheMuffinMann** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:24 pm

What does Harry say, when people say he should stop it? Innuendo!

Fang152 · #3 Post by **Fang152** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:43 pm

Jimmy Saville was known for odd Plastering jobs when strapped for cash.

He would come late to fill in the small cracks and then cover everything up.

imp · #4 Post by **imp** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:54 pm

what is big, red and its bad for your teeth?

Brick...

(i have a lot of em if u wanna more xD)

TheMuffinMann · #5 Post by **TheMuffinMann** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:06 am

I would love to ask Splat for help, but I don't think that all of this splattering would be good.

iain · #6 Post by **iain** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:07 am

THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS A FACT:

Everyone knows that the jokes inside christmas crackers are really bad? This is because they are actually designed to be this way, as the negative perception of the joke is something that everybody shares.

Little bit of knowledge for y'all

TheMuffinMann · #7 Post by **TheMuffinMann** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:08 am

So we could find you in a Christmas Cracker?

Lancer · #8 Post by **Lancer** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:51 am

Raptor · #9 Post by **Raptor** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:29 am

my turn.
the allies used pigs to get in greman bases.one of them gets caught.
The germans took the pig in there base gave him 2 slaps on the face
and they say:
(use german accent) ve vill make u pork!.
Why did the dragon climb on top of the roof of the restaurant?
because they advertised a free meal on the house.

Weed · #10 Post by **Weed** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:45 am

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, â€œGot any weed?â€ The man politely replied, â€œUm, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here.â€ So he left.

Fang152 · #11 Post by **Fang152** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:03 pm

WTF.

Is that even a joke...?

Weed · #12 Post by **Weed** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:37 pm

Fang152 wrote:WTF.

Is that even a joke...?

yes

[{USATREM}] !Gunther! · #13 Post by **[{USATREM}] !Gunther!** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:30 pm

Weed wrote:A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, â€œGot any weed?â€ The man politely replied, â€œUm, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here. But we do sell weed killer, and lots of it." The dude at the counter points to weed killer in many tiny bottles, and the stoner drops to the ground to weep for those fallen. After that day, the stoner grew to be a successful Wall-Street analyst who hated his wristwatch like he hated his mothers cabbage.

There, I fixed it, to a point.

Fang152 · #14 Post by **Fang152** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:18 pm

R Unlimited CZ

bad joke section

groan vs good which is the best type?

bad joke section