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bad joke section
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:00 pm
by Raptor
during the time i've been here i've seen bad jokes(those ones where u want to suicied.
well heres the place to post'em!
please bring all ur groan jokes
and well see by voting which is the best joke and which is the worst
the only rule is PLEASE don't put much jokes about things that we know we shouldn't think about
(if u know what i mean
)
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:24 pm
by TheMuffinMann
What does Harry say, when people say he should stop it? Innuendo!
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:43 pm
by Fang152
Jimmy Saville was known for odd Plastering jobs when strapped for cash.
He would come late to fill in the small cracks and then cover everything up.
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:54 pm
by imp
what is big, red and its bad for your teeth?
Brick...
(i have a lot of em if u wanna more xD)
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:06 am
by TheMuffinMann
I would love to ask Splat for help, but I don't think that all of this splattering would be good.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:07 am
by iain
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS A FACT:
Everyone knows that the jokes inside christmas crackers are really bad? This is because they are actually designed to be this way, as the negative perception of the joke is something that everybody shares.
Little bit of knowledge for y'all
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:08 am
by TheMuffinMann
So we could find you in a Christmas Cracker?
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:51 am
by Lancer
BURN
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:29 am
by Raptor
my turn.
the allies used pigs to get in greman bases.one of them gets caught.
The germans took the pig in there base gave him 2 slaps on the face
and they say:
(use german accent) ve vill make u pork!.
Why did the dragon climb on top of the roof of the restaurant?
because they advertised a free meal on the house.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:45 am
by Weed
A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, “Got any weed?†The man politely replied, “Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here.†So he left.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:03 pm
by Fang152
WTF.
Is that even a joke...?
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:37 pm
by Weed
Fang152 wrote:WTF.
Is that even a joke...?
yes
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:30 pm
by [{USATREM}] !Gunther!
Weed wrote:A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, “Got any weed?†The man politely replied, “Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here. But we do sell weed killer, and lots of it." The dude at the counter points to weed killer in many tiny bottles, and the stoner drops to the ground to weep for those fallen. After that day, the stoner grew to be a successful Wall-Street analyst who hated his wristwatch like he hated his mothers cabbage.
There, I fixed it, to a point.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:18 pm
by Fang152
LOL.